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Yo Mommas So Dumb
Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yo Mama's so dumb , I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it.
Yo Mama So Dumb when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
Yo Mama So dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
Yo Momas So Dumb she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo Momas So Dumb when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?' Yo Momas So Dumb that she sat on the tv to watch the couch! yo mamma is so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
Yo momma's so stupid
she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged. Yo momma's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911?" Yo momma’s so stupid she passed by YMCA and said "hey look, they spelled MACY's wrong!"
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put her watch in the bank to save time. Yo momma's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma's so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo momma’s so Stupid she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep. Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it. Yo momma’s so stupid she went to a 24hr store and asked what time they closed. Yo momma’s so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth. Yo momma's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store Yo momma’s so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to makeup her mind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a hole in it. Yo momma’s so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a date.
Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff. Yo momma’s so stupid, she has a bumper sticker on her wheelchair that says "I will not be pushed around." Yo momma’s so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Your momma's so dumb she thought a telephone was a phone for the T.V Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself. Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample Yo momma is so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone is making popcorn Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo Mommas So Ugly Yo momma's so ugly,the government moved Halloween to her birthday Yo momma's so ugly,even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly,her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma's so ugly,they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma's so ugly,when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma's so ugly,when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly,she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly,when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma's so ugly,when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma's so ugly,that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma's so ugly,people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillow cries at night. Yo momma's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo momma's so ugly,she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly,on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone! Yo momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back. Yo momma's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! Yo Momma's so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo momma’s so ugly that when she went out the zoo the zookeeper said "Get back to your cage!" Yo Momma's so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her... Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming. Yo momma’s so ugly she makes legless kids run.
Yo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo Momma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats. Yo Momma's so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." Yo Momma's so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her. Yo Mom is so ugly that you cant tell if shes your pet monkey or your mom Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow. Yo Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo Mommas So Old Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate is expired. Yo momma's so old, she farts dust. Yo momma's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch. Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma’s so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade!
Yo momma's so old, she was there when they laid out plans for the pyramids. Yo momma's so old you put her in a museum instead of an old folk's home.
Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel. Yo momma's so old, she used to babysit Jesus. Yo momma's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing. yo mommas so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark. yo mommas so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus' yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo Mommas So Poor Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box! Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!" Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain. Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet! Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Mommas So Dark Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo momma so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her next visit.
Yo momma so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa"
Yo Mommas So Dirty Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.
Yo mama so dirty that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
Yo mama so dirty she lost 2 stone after taking a shower
Yo mama so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
Yo mama so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Yo Mommas So Short Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo momma so short she models for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.
Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"
Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
Yo Mommas So Nasty Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo momma so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo Mommas Like Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo momma like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo Mommas So Hairy Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy Big foot is taking her picture!
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo Mommas So Slutty Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo momma so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick!
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo Mommas Nose So Big Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo Mommas So Greasy Yo Mommas Teeth So Yellow Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter! View High Resolution
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